Sunday, August 31, 2008

ABC of loving: exercises for loving, simple rules

If you really wanna love then you have to practice.
It´s a simple knowledge, it´s not a tricky thing - love is not an Iraq war and even children can do it!

A is like Always watch porn - this will warm you up! Hardly any partner wants cold you!
B is like Be very drunk - then it´s much more fun! Hardly any partner wants sober you!
C is like Cigarets are in the house - then it´s much more misty! Any partner loves mystic you!

Lets repeat:
A as Always watch porn
B as Be very drunk
C as Cigarets are in the house


Simple as that! AND NOW INTO PRACTICE!
Good luck fellow mates and as I said love is easy!
But don´t leave yet... If you are good in practice then know, there is ALSO A SPECIAL D!
DRUGS MAKES IT EVEN EASIER!

The rule is ABC + extra D!

2 comments:

Vidualoogia Seltsi professor said...

wow! ma jumaldan Sind Tanel Jan Su blogi hakkab mulle juba nii meeldima Sa oled tõelises sõiduvees ja Su eneseabi postitused Armastusest on nii põhjapanevad et ma hakkn nende järgi praktiseerima. THNKSZ! :P

Kaidi said...

See õpetus meelib mulle!
Telliksin hea meelega õpetusega kaasa ühe seksika mehe, kellega kõike seda proovida. Oleks vaid blogi juures teleturu telefon, millele helistades saaks tellimuse sisse anda...


KK